Letter to Nicolas Cage

Open letter from Paolo Maria Smeriglio to Nicolas Cage
“Parente Italiano.”

20 July 2024,

Buongiorno Nicolas Cage,

I've wanted to meet you all my life.
You won't believe it but you and I are distant cousins.
Have you ever met Grazia Coppola?
Mother of my grandfather Santo of Calabria. Your roots are from Basilicata and Calabria. I was born in Sicily in Messina. I heard from the press news about your son and I was so sorry, you should have come to Messina to me ( Taormina) precisely.
I am your distant cousin my name is Paolo and I was born December 6, 1967 we are the same age and I will tell you that both of us after several wives married a very young woman. I recently married a 30-year-old American model.
If you like you can write me directly on my email
With love Paolo Maria

Author: Paolo Maria Smeriglio